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 Hey, Gorites. My name's Poptart and I'm bringing in Dirk Strider from Homestuck. He's a fifteen year old genius dudebro that loves philosophy, history, raps, robotics, puppets, horses and making things more hilarious. (Additionally, he WILL draw you porn if you ask nicely.) As you can see from my icon, he also has the most bitching anime shades and he has hair better than your mother. He's also, oh yeah, one of the two last human beings alive from where he came from, so there's going to be a lot of awkward culture shock and condescension -- "wow, the technology here sucks." He's a Fighter.

If you want to take a gander at his application, it's over here. I'm going to be posting in-character notes and files on the place too which is excessive, but hey, I wouldn't be playing Dirk right otherwise. Take a look at it from time to time. I'll make sure to keep them as updated as possible.

I'm looking forward to playing with all of you!

My plurk is rustandstardust, but before you crazy folks start adding me, I think it would be better if we have some CR first, mmk? This is not applicable to castmates and mods.

Edit: OH MY GOD DID ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST BUY ME A PAID, HOLY SHIT HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN. ty <33333

Comments

[ultima_non_necat]

Don't diss it, the fate of the world is totally at stake here!

[seeringlight]

I thought we were in charge? I refuse to let anyone else ruin my sandbox gwarrrrr

[ultima_non_necat]

Yes, we must ensure our continued reign by destroying the free will of all opposition through introducing them to rp!

[seeringlight]

Obviously we must introduce RP to politicians.

This is how we will rule the world. We will mod their games and control them via pretendy fun tiemz

its flawless tbh

[ultima_non_necat]

But then they'd really never get anything done. We should stick to the shitty politicians.

[seeringlight]

But then they'd ruin all our games

We cant win gdi