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[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

 Hey, Gorites. My name's Poptart and I'm bringing in Dirk Strider from Homestuck. He's a fifteen year old genius dudebro that loves philosophy, history, raps, robotics, puppets, horses and making things more hilarious. (Additionally, he WILL draw you porn if you ask nicely.) As you can see from my icon, he also has the most bitching anime shades and he has hair better than your mother. He's also, oh yeah, one of the two last human beings alive from where he came from, so there's going to be a lot of awkward culture shock and condescension -- "wow, the technology here sucks." He's a Fighter.

If you want to take a gander at his application, it's over here. I'm going to be posting in-character notes and files on the place too which is excessive, but hey, I wouldn't be playing Dirk right otherwise. Take a look at it from time to time. I'll make sure to keep them as updated as possible.

I'm looking forward to playing with all of you!

My plurk is rustandstardust, but before you crazy folks start adding me, I think it would be better if we have some CR first, mmk? This is not applicable to castmates and mods.

Edit: OH MY GOD DID ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST BUY ME A PAID, HOLY SHIT HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN. ty <33333

Comments

[seeringlight]

Also we're Gorans.

I wanted to say we're like the creatures from Zelda but that's actually Gorons.

[seeringlight]

Gorans are apparently South Slavic. I learn something new everyday.

[seeringlight]

Hi Poptart. I'm not done spamming you. Because I love you.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

I love you too! Even though you're not a pony.

[seeringlight]

Rose would be the worst pony.

Friendship is mag-NOT

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Duh, only beautiful people that aren't Rose Lalonde could be magnificent ponies. She is so jealous of the way we bronies neigh magnificently in the wind.

[seeringlight]

Then she destroyed everything with Grimmdark Majykks.

WHERE'S YOUR FRIENDSHIP NOW SUCKAH.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

IN THE MEMORY OF MY FRIENDS

>:'(

[seeringlight]

It's okay. You still have the seagulls.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

wOW THATS AWFUL

[seeringlight]

Did you accidentally Tavros?

WOW

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Gorites sound better solely because it's closer to "Gorillas". Fact.

[seeringlight]

Goranians.

Gorallas

Gorarites

Go Go Ra

Go Go Power Rangers

FUS RO DAH

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Kim.

Kim.

Kim.

Go the fuck to sleep.

[seeringlight]

CANT BE TAMED

Couldnt find this icon for a sec

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

You couldn't find the icon.

Because your face is stupid.

And gross!!!!!!!!

[seeringlight]

Stop talking about your own face.

It's mean. We still think you're pretty deep down inside.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

f u i'm beautiful no matter what you say words can't bring me down

[seeringlight]

I forgot who sings that

Is it Mariah Carey?

Please tell me it's Mariah Carey since I was just talking about her.

Although I think it's actually Christina whatsherlastnameicantspellitfuck

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Christina Armadillo? i r pop culture academe, hear my mainstream

[seeringlight]

It's like Aguaela.

Aguerilla

Gorilla

Christina Gorilla

Clearly I am in the right.

I think I always pronounce it agooehla or some shit. Which doesn't help me in trying to spell this shit. Motherfuck.

[ultima_non_necat]

Aguilera

Don't ask why I remember that.

[seeringlight]

I've been pronouncing her name wrong the whole time.

My life is meaningless now.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

why does it

even matter

jesus son of a fucking dick

[seeringlight]

Because we brought it up.

It's your fault for mentioning the song.

Go back to watching people burn

because you like the way it hurts