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[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

 Hey, Gorites. My name's Poptart and I'm bringing in Dirk Strider from Homestuck. He's a fifteen year old genius dudebro that loves philosophy, history, raps, robotics, puppets, horses and making things more hilarious. (Additionally, he WILL draw you porn if you ask nicely.) As you can see from my icon, he also has the most bitching anime shades and he has hair better than your mother. He's also, oh yeah, one of the two last human beings alive from where he came from, so there's going to be a lot of awkward culture shock and condescension -- "wow, the technology here sucks." He's a Fighter.

If you want to take a gander at his application, it's over here. I'm going to be posting in-character notes and files on the place too which is excessive, but hey, I wouldn't be playing Dirk right otherwise. Take a look at it from time to time. I'll make sure to keep them as updated as possible.

I'm looking forward to playing with all of you!

My plurk is rustandstardust, but before you crazy folks start adding me, I think it would be better if we have some CR first, mmk? This is not applicable to castmates and mods.

Edit: OH MY GOD DID ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST BUY ME A PAID, HOLY SHIT HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN. ty <33333

Comments

[seeringlight]

GOD WHO'S THIS PERSON.

THEY'RE SO GROSS UGH.

[seeringlight]

Also we're Gorans.

I wanted to say we're like the creatures from Zelda but that's actually Gorons.

[seeringlight]

Gorans are apparently South Slavic. I learn something new everyday.

[seeringlight]

Hi Poptart. I'm not done spamming you. Because I love you.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Gorites sound better solely because it's closer to "Gorillas". Fact.

[seeringlight]

Goranians.

Gorallas

Gorarites

Go Go Ra

Go Go Power Rangers

FUS RO DAH

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

AUGH KIM YOU SMELL GO TAKE A BATH YOU VILE DIRTY APE.

[seeringlight]

Wow. I am trying to give you a proper welcoming. Stop breaking my spam.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

YOLO.

[sonniacriid]

Oh ew, who are you, get away nobody wants you here, grooooooooooooooooooss

/shot

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Wow, don't think I can't smell your SMELLY ARMPITS here, hypocritical stranger.

[sonniacriid]

IT'S A CONDITION

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

IT'S A GROSS CONDITION

[seeringlight]

Aren't they the most gross???!!! It's like I mentioned Gora to them and they took me seriously. Gross.

IN THIS OOC POST SPAMMIN.

YOLO.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

It was because I wanted to run you over with my intellectual prowess.

YOLO YOUR BUTT

[ultima_non_necat]

And I could not possibly have played a role in enabling toaster pastries to become nyancats.

I thank you for your clarification of the matter.

[seeringlight]

I feel accomplished that we've gotten this to collapse the comments.

[seeringlight]

The English in that sentence was terrible. Wow.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

The other members are going to think we're dumb good job I WANTED TO MAKE A COOL FIRST IMRESSION

[ultima_non_necat]

I'm sorry, Poptart, you can't do that.

[seeringlight]

ASSUMING YOU ARE COOL

Also assuming you would have gotten away with it when you have friends in this game

HAHAHA you fahnny

[barrette]

Welcome to Gora, Poptart! I'm Al, one of your friendly neighborhood mods, and I play Dawn here! I hope you enjoy playing here, because Dirk will be fun to have around.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Hi, Al! Yes, I am super excited to be here. \o/

Oh, I left a question on the FAQ, so if you guys have time, could you please look at it? :)

[notbullied]

Hello hello, Poptart! o/ I'm Connie, and I play Nageki from Hatoful Boyfriend as well as Chili from Pokemon Black! It's nice to meet you, and I hope you have a good time here! I look forward to seeing you around. ♥

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

It's nice to meet you too, Connie!