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[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

 Hey, Gorites. My name's Poptart and I'm bringing in Dirk Strider from Homestuck. He's a fifteen year old genius dudebro that loves philosophy, history, raps, robotics, puppets, horses and making things more hilarious. (Additionally, he WILL draw you porn if you ask nicely.) As you can see from my icon, he also has the most bitching anime shades and he has hair better than your mother. He's also, oh yeah, one of the two last human beings alive from where he came from, so there's going to be a lot of awkward culture shock and condescension -- "wow, the technology here sucks." He's a Fighter.

If you want to take a gander at his application, it's over here. I'm going to be posting in-character notes and files on the place too which is excessive, but hey, I wouldn't be playing Dirk right otherwise. Take a look at it from time to time. I'll make sure to keep them as updated as possible.

I'm looking forward to playing with all of you!

My plurk is rustandstardust, but before you crazy folks start adding me, I think it would be better if we have some CR first, mmk? This is not applicable to castmates and mods.

Edit: OH MY GOD DID ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST BUY ME A PAID, HOLY SHIT HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN. ty <33333

Comments

[ultima_non_necat]

And I could not possibly have played a role in enabling toaster pastries to become nyancats.

I thank you for your clarification of the matter.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

It was like an orgy of enabling. Whose skin is this? Why is this happening? And then BAM 1000 word app.

[ultima_non_necat]

1000 pound app babies. The parents never stood a chance.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

The belly just sort of exploded.

[ultima_non_necat]

Nah, they got an artificial womb that could withstand the stresses of the condensed mass of their hideous spawn.

Or a surrogate elephant mom.

Dirk your mom is an elephant.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

ROSE DID YOU HEAR THAT

YOU'RE AN ELEPHANT

DAYUM

[seeringlight]

Why are you stealing people's skins. Thats rude bro

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

oh my god did you not read the orgy metaphor augh kim you ARE DUMb

[seeringlight]

I thought they were separate. It's kind of hard to be literate in the morning.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

It ok Kim. Dont be cry.

[seeringlight]

What if I want to be Cry? Why u not let me b cry?

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

U CANT BE CRY IT'S ILLEGAL

[seeringlight]

THE LAW CANT KEEP ME DOWN

YOLOOOOOOO

[ultima_non_necat]

Well if it was an orgy of skinwalkers that'd be plausible.

[seeringlight]

That sounds gross tbh

But everything is plausible at this point

[seeringlight]

Our dastardly ways will one day rule the world. My offhandedly mentioning things and your mention of becoming nyancats

We will be feared everywhere. It is a sad day for the world.

[ultima_non_necat]

Our rule will overpower the weak and strong willed alike, and we shall enable all who cross our paths to dedicate precious time to silly online games.

[seeringlight]

This sounds like a plot premise for Yugioh or some equally ridiculous cartoon about children's games.

We are obviously brilliant.

[ultima_non_necat]

Don't diss it, the fate of the world is totally at stake here!

[seeringlight]

I thought we were in charge? I refuse to let anyone else ruin my sandbox gwarrrrr

[ultima_non_necat]

Yes, we must ensure our continued reign by destroying the free will of all opposition through introducing them to rp!

[seeringlight]

Obviously we must introduce RP to politicians.

This is how we will rule the world. We will mod their games and control them via pretendy fun tiemz

its flawless tbh

[ultima_non_necat]

But then they'd really never get anything done. We should stick to the shitty politicians.

[seeringlight]

But then they'd ruin all our games

We cant win gdi