yo

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

 Hey, Gorites. My name's Poptart and I'm bringing in Dirk Strider from Homestuck. He's a fifteen year old genius dudebro that loves philosophy, history, raps, robotics, puppets, horses and making things more hilarious. (Additionally, he WILL draw you porn if you ask nicely.) As you can see from my icon, he also has the most bitching anime shades and he has hair better than your mother. He's also, oh yeah, one of the two last human beings alive from where he came from, so there's going to be a lot of awkward culture shock and condescension -- "wow, the technology here sucks." He's a Fighter.

If you want to take a gander at his application, it's over here. I'm going to be posting in-character notes and files on the place too which is excessive, but hey, I wouldn't be playing Dirk right otherwise. Take a look at it from time to time. I'll make sure to keep them as updated as possible.

I'm looking forward to playing with all of you!

My plurk is rustandstardust, but before you crazy folks start adding me, I think it would be better if we have some CR first, mmk? This is not applicable to castmates and mods.

Edit: OH MY GOD DID ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST BUY ME A PAID, HOLY SHIT HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN. ty <33333

Comments

[seeringlight]

Yes, she is very aware of this. She is telling you why you are gay.

She will also tell you all the psychological problems you have and why.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Wow, no. He's going to tell you why YOU'RE gay first.

Don't deny it Lalonde. You like the pussy.

[seeringlight]

Oh now

How did you know

my plans to get married and live in a house with a white picket fence with 3.5 kids and a dog is now ruined

I always wonder why they say 3.5 kids though

Do i chop one of my kids in half or something???

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

Yes.

[seeringlight]

Wow American Dream sure is a morbid one