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[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

 Hey, Gorites. My name's Poptart and I'm bringing in Dirk Strider from Homestuck. He's a fifteen year old genius dudebro that loves philosophy, history, raps, robotics, puppets, horses and making things more hilarious. (Additionally, he WILL draw you porn if you ask nicely.) As you can see from my icon, he also has the most bitching anime shades and he has hair better than your mother. He's also, oh yeah, one of the two last human beings alive from where he came from, so there's going to be a lot of awkward culture shock and condescension -- "wow, the technology here sucks." He's a Fighter.

If you want to take a gander at his application, it's over here. I'm going to be posting in-character notes and files on the place too which is excessive, but hey, I wouldn't be playing Dirk right otherwise. Take a look at it from time to time. I'll make sure to keep them as updated as possible.

I'm looking forward to playing with all of you!

My plurk is rustandstardust, but before you crazy folks start adding me, I think it would be better if we have some CR first, mmk? This is not applicable to castmates and mods.

Edit: OH MY GOD DID ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST BUY ME A PAID, HOLY SHIT HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN. ty <33333

Comments

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

WOW I AM SO COOL KIM YOU COULD PUT ME IN A FREEZER AND IT WOULD ACTUALLY INCREASE MY TEMPERATURE THAT'S HOW COOL I AM

I'm an optimist.

[ultima_non_necat]

So you mean you're dead.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

I mean I'm cool.

[ultima_non_necat]

A serial killer dismembered you and stuck you in an extra-cold freezer.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

I'm really cool choice cuts. >;(

[ultima_non_necat]

And also dead.

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

A small price to pay.

[seeringlight]

Hahah i guess that makes you

ice cold

Youre also sensitive amirite?

[screamingponiesmotherfuck]

THAT WASNT EVEN A JOKE

sensitive and beautiful

[seeringlight]

O...

welp

Also this OOC post is over 100 comments

Congratulations

[ultima_non_necat]

only took an hour

[seeringlight]

Considering we just didnt icon spam

i think this is a victory of some kind

or we were that bored

[ultima_non_necat]

this is totally an acceptable excuse for putting off writing a thing due in 2 1/2 hours right

[seeringlight]

Yes completely

You sound like me

Ive also been trying to see if I can use all 100 icons.

Idk which ones ive used or didnt anymore sob

[ultima_non_necat]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[seeringlight]

Wow why u laugh at my pain

[ultima_non_necat]

because i found it funny

[seeringlight]

Your face is funny

[ultima_non_necat]

My face is a holographic projection, I can make it as funny as I want.